Stroker and Hoop2004

[Hoop gets a call from Hoop's Mom in prison]

Hoop's Mom:
Why are you late, Hoopy? We only have 5 minutes now.

Hoop:
I promised myself I wasn't going to leave until I had at least 10 freshen up taglines written.

Hoop's Mom:
Listen to me carefully. We don't have much time. My roommate, Chica, she's the Head of the Senior Senoritas. They run the heroin trade and the Mahjongg gambling. She's gonna have me whacked!

Hoop:
Well, if it cheers you up, your son got a really important assignment at work.

Hoop's Mom:
DID YOU HEAR ME?

Hoop:
Yeah, but we only have 5 minutes, Mom. Don't you want to hear about me, too?

Hoop's Mom:
Chica is going to cut my tits off, if you don't get me out of here!

Hoop:
Come on, Mom! What would they want with your tits?

Hoop's Mom:
HOOP!

Hoop:
...Why are you always sabotaging me?

Hoop's Mom:
What are you talking about? I'm not sure I can survive on the inside, Hoop.

Hoop:
[angry] Well, I'm not sure I can survive in the dog-eat-dog world of advertising, so we're even!