Stroker and Hoop

     

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »


[Coroner Rick sees Hoop's Mom in the hospital that got her butt injured]

Coroner Rick:
What are you doing here?

Hoop's Mom:
I got shivved in the ass by the Senior Senoritas. What are you doing here?

Coroner Rick:
Oh. Oh, I pick up all the dead bodies at the prison.

Hoop's Mom:
Can you get a message to the outside for me? Can you tell Hoop to visit? I'm not going to last in here much longer.

Coroner Rick:
I'll tell him, Rose. You get well, soon.

Hoop's Mom:
Enjoy your lunch.

Coroner Rick:
Oh, that's not my lunch. That's eyeballs. One of the Senior Senoritas caught an Aryan oldie cheating at Bingo. [laughs] Ah, old people.

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