Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



[Hoop's Mom meets her match with Chica]

Chica:
Yo, Rose, you and me, we got some unfinished business.

Hoop's Mom:
About the knives, Chica, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Chica:
Oh, no, I ain't accepting no apologies. Cost me two kilos of H and half the Mahjongg racket to buy my way out of solitary.

Hoop's Mom:
No, no, it's not an apology. It's something else.

Chica:
Oh, yeah? What is that?

[Hoop's Mom then pulls out a knife and stabbed Chica right in the gut]

Hoop's Mom:
I didn't turn them all in, [bleep]. Mess with the Rose, and you're gonna get the thorns.

Coroner Rick:
Way to go, Rose!

Hoop's Mom:
I can't take it anymore, Coroner Rick!

[Hoop's Mom slits her throat]

Coroner Rick:
OH, GOD! NOOO! [climbs the barbed-wires]

Police Officer Guard:
What the hell are you doing? You can use a door. You work here.

Coroner Rick:
I know, I know. Dumb idea.

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