Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Stroker:
Take me to the old rack shack, C.A.R.R. We're gonna celebrate my Super Bowl ad with some ribs and b*obs.

C.A.R.R.:
I'm sorry, Stroker. I let ya down. He made my upholstery so lovably soft, I couldn't help myself.

Stroker:
What are you talking about?

[Giggles appears inside the car holding a gun at Stroker]

Stroker:
Giggles, buddy! Dude, I was just asking for your number upstairs. I want to party with Giggles! We're going to the Super Bowl, baby!

Giggles:
You thought it was funny to shoot me. Well, turnabout is fair play.

Stroker:
Oh, come on, what are you talking about, G? I'm your hugest fan. You're like, the reason I started using Freshen Up.

[Giggles sniffs Stroker knowing that Stroke doesn't used that kind of product]

Giggles:
Nice try. Now drive, b*tch.

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