Stroker and Hoop2004

Hoop:
[on phone] Hello?

C.A.R.R.:
Hoop, get over here! Giggles has taken Stroker hostage!

Hoop:
What?

C.A.R.R.:
He's making him climb up the Freshen Up billboard. [gasp] I think they're gonna jump.

[Hoop gets another call]

Hoop:
Hold on a second.

C.A.R.R.:
He's going to die.

Hoop:
Hello?

Coroner Rick:
Hoop, bad news. I don't know how else to say this, so--

C.A.R.R.:
I'm still on the line.

Hoop:
Sorry. I must have hit conference instead of flash.

C.A.R.R.:
Hold on. Let me give you the address.

Coroner Rick:
C.A.R.R., please. I have some horrible news for Hoop.

C.A.R.R.:
So do I! Stroker's been kidnapped.

Coroner Rick:
Your Mom's dead.

Hoop:
Dead wrong? She was dead wrong about something?

Coroner Rick:
She was dead wrong about living to see tomorrow, I guess.

Hoop:
[sobs] Oh, my god.

Coroner Rick:
It's ok, buddy. It's ok. Let it out. I'm so sorry.

C.A.R.R.:
So anyway, we're at the 140 at Canejo. If you get a chance--

Coroner Rick:
C.A.R.R.!