Stroker and Hoop2004

[Stroker suddenly realized that they're all stuck to a construction crane]

Stroker:
C.A.R.R., what the hell is going on?

C.A.R.R.:
I don't know. Someone reprogrammed me.

Stroker:
Unlock the door, C.A.R.R.

C.A.R.R.:
I'm sorry, Stroker. I no longer respond to your commands.

Double-Wide:
As your mechanic, I order you to unlock the doors.

C.A.R.R.:
What if I can't?

Double-Wide:
I'm gonna urinate all over your back seat.

C.A.R.R.:
I'm sorry, Double-Wide. I'm totally helpless.

Double-Wide:
Don't worry, guys. I have a backup plan. I found an empty two-liter bottle back here.

[D. Wide pisses in the empty bottle]

Double-Wide:
Ohh, dear god, that feels nice.

C.A.R.R.:
[to Double-Wide] No splashing.