Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



[Stroker tries to use his gun break C.A.R.R.'s windows]

Mysterious Caller:
Those windows are bulletproof plastic. I installed them myself.

Stroker:
What the hell?

Double-Wide:
It's coming from the glove compartment.

[Stroker grabs the walkie talkie from the glove compartment]

Stroker:
Who the hell are you?

Mysterious Caller:
Wouldn't you like to know? [evil laugh]

Hoop:
I'm sorry. Can you talk normally? You're just kind of creeping me out.

Mysterious Caller:
Maybe I want you creeped out. Maybe you ruined my life, Stroker and Hoop, and now it's my turn-- [goes off]

Double-Wide:
The battery is dead.

Stroker:
Hello?

[cuts to the next scene where the Mysterious Caller is in a different room still talking about his sad moments]

Mysterious Caller:
Do you know how many sleepless nights I cried, cursing your names? Do you know what it feels like to have your life torn apart? Well, do you? Hello? Hello? Are you even listening to me? [bleep].

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