Stroker and Hoop

     

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »


[Stroker and Hoop tries to figure out who the mysterious caller is]

Stroker:
3 guesses, 1 for each of us.

Hoop:
Uh, what about Santa Claus?

Stroker:
That fat bastard never forgave me for skiing when he was poisoned.

Double-Wide:
You met Santa Claus?

Hoop:
Yeah. It was that time that Stroker won the lottery.

Double-Wide:
You guys are real a**holes. Thanks for including me.

Stroker:
Trust me, you didn't miss anything. He was a sadistic son of a b*tch.

Double-Wide:
Old Saint Nick?

Stroker:
Old Saint Dick is more like it.

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