Stroker and Hoop2004

Hoop:
I got it. What kind of person would make a giant, corny spectacle out of a simple revenge killing?

Stroker:
I don't know.

Hoop:
Copperfield.

Stroker:
Of course!

Hoop:
It all started at Keith's birthday party. I remember it like it was yesterday, which funny since I wasn't actually there.

[Mysterious Caller came back]

Mysterious Caller:
Ready for your first guess?

Stroker:
We sure are. Take it away, Hoop.

Hoop:
Our first guess is Ron Howard.

Stroker:
What?

Double-Wide:
Hoop! You idiot!

Hoop:
Sorry, guys. Sudden inspiration. He really had it in for us after we uncovered the mind-control device he used to make people watch his crappy movies.

Stroker:
Hoop. Ron Howard is dead.

[Hoop then realizes Ron Howard's dead after he got hit by a ceiling light]

Hoop:
Oh, right. Sorry. Can I get a do-over?

Mysterious Caller:
Wait. No. It is me -- Ron Howard. Damn it. How did you know I survived?

Double-Wide:
Hoop, you're a genius!

Mysterious Caller:
Sorry, guys. Just messing with you. I'm not Ron Howard.

Stroker:
Yeah? Well, [bleep] you, and [bleep] Ron Howard.