Stroker and Hoop2004

Mysterious Caller:
In 30 seconds, I'm gonna blow up something very precious to you. [evil laugh]

Double-Wide:
I hear ticking coming from under your seat.

Hoop:
There's nothing under my seat.

Mysterious Caller:
Keep looking. 25 seconds.

C.A.R.R.:
This reminds me of the time the ninjas put a bomb under my--

Stroker:
You just wasted 5 seconds, C.A.R.R.

C.A.R.R.:
Yeah, like how you just wasted 5 seconds pointing out how many seconds I wasted?

Mysterious Caller:
15 seconds.

Double-Wide:
It's coming from Hoop's fanny pack.

Hoop:
No! There -- There must a be a mis-- There's a misun -- A mistake.

Stroker:
Hoop, open your fanny pack.

Hoop:
No!

Double-Wide:
It's sewn in there. We're gonna have to throw the whole fanny pack overboard.

C.A.R.R.:
I've been instructed I can crack the window open to throw out the fanny pack.

Hoop:
Over my dead body.

Stroker:
Hoop, don't be an idiot.

[Stroker grabs Hoop's fanny pack and throws it out from the car and exploded]

Hoop:
FANNY PACK! That was a one-of-a-kind fanny pack, you twisted [bleep]! I will destroy you.

Mysterious Caller:
[laughs] Take that, you fanny punk.