Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



[Coroner Rick checks Stroker's movies]

Coroner Rick:
What the hell is this? My copy of "Legally Blonde"? Stroker told me he returned it. What's this? [sees Stroke-Her and Boob 3] Oh, I knew business was slow for the fellas, but damn.

[Coroner Rick plays the porn movie]

Commercial Narrator:
From Judd Winner, the maker of "Gals Gone Wild", comes a little something for the ladies.

[as Coroner Rick watches Stroke-Her and Boob, he then starts to sleep, and dreams about being inside the Stroke-Her and Boob movie]

Coroner Rick:
Whoo! Yeah! [laughs] Awesome, awesome. Check me out ladies! Whoo!

[Coroner Rick then gets censored as a face while covering both of Stroker and Hoop's private parts]

Coroner Rick:
Wait! Hold on. Where the hell am I? Guys, my head has been surgically attached to your genitals. Stop shaking like that! Help! Please. I got caught in a "Sack Flash" flashback.

[then Coroner Rick's censored face starts to get touched by Hoop's private area, making him wake up]

Coroner Rick:
Oh, my god. It's ok, Rick. It's ok. You're not a jiggling scrotum anymore.

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