Stroker and Hoop

Stroker and Hoop2004

Director: Casper Kelly and Jeffrey G. Olsen
Genre: Action, Comedy
Stroker and Hoop are a pair of private investigators from Los Angeles, who act and dress as if it is still the 1970s. Despite their individual high opinions of themselves, both men are hopelessly inept at their job. Stroker fancies himself a suave l… more »



Hoop:
I've got it -- Beeffinger.

Stroker:
I don't remember Beeffinger.

Hoop:
Remember when Beeffinger released the cattle and we had to go rustle it back? Whew, I sure do.

[cuts to the next scene where it flashbacks an old Hanna-Barbera tv series of Speed Buggy, when Stroker, Hoop, C.A.R.R., and D. Wide dubbed themselves as the original characters who they're similar as]

Hoop (as Tinker):
We got to get that cattle.

Stroker (as Mark):
Come on, C.A.R.R.

C.A.R.R. (as Speed Buggy):
Vroom a-zoom zoom! I'll just use this cape and play matador.

Double-Wide (as Debbie):
Way to go, C.A.R.R.

C.A.R.R. (as Speed Buggy):
Zoom zoom!

Double-Wide (as Debbie):
What the hell? I'm a woman?

Audience:
[laughter]

Double-Wide (as Debbie):
I'm gonna feel my own breasts.

C.A.R.R. (as Speedy Buggy):
Vroom a-zoom zoom!

Hoop (as Tinker):
I'm sorry. Mr. Beeffinger can't come to the phone right now. He's all tied up.

C.A.R.R. (as Speed Buggy):
Talk about a bum steer.

Stroker (as Mark):
Ha ha ha! You said it. Now let's drag this S.O.B. behind C.A.R.R. until his skin flies off.

Hoop (as Tinker):
Stroke.

Double-Wide (as Debbie):
Guys, you got to come over here and feel these breasts. They're amazing.

[Pee Diddy arrives in the flashback]

Pee Diddy:
Don't mind if I do.

Double-Wide (as Debbie):
Not you again.

[flashback ends]

Hoop:
Yep. Those were the days.

Double-Wide:
Yeah, before the pee was out to get us.

Pee Diddy:
I'm part ammonia.

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