Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

Becky:
Civilization could collapse at any moment. It's time to start phase two. Satan!

Satan:
Sorry. What? I just got an e-mail from Lucy. She's killing me with this stuff.

Satan:
[types to Lucy] "Leave me alone". Send.

Lucy:
[types to his Dad] [laughs] "If you don't like that, you're gonna hate this".

[Lucy posted a drawing of a handle with multiple d*ldos]

Becky:
I don't get it.

Interpreter:
That's the part you have sex with.

Becky:
I don't think you're right.

Interpreter:
Well, that's the part I'd have sex with.

Satan:
Alright, will you delete it? I don't want to look at it.

Interpreter:
Make it a screen saver.