Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

Satan:
Okay, you know that lump I had in my armpit?

Becky:
Yes.

Satan:
I had it removed.

Becky:
Terrific.

Satan:
Guess what?

Becky:
What?

Satan:
It was a teratoma.

Becky:
What's a teratoma?

Satan:
A teratoma is a tumor that grows teeth and hair.

Becky:
Oh.

Satan:
It's the most disgusting thing in the world.

Becky:
Yeah.

Satan:
And I'd like to introduce you.

[Satan shows Becky his teratoma]

Becky:
Oh!

Satan:
Becky, this is Terry.

Terry:
Hello, Becky.

Becky:
Oh, my god, it talks? And it sounds like you.

Satan:
Isn't it great?

Becky:
Sort of.

Satan:
I mean, of course it sounds like me, 'cause it's part of me. It's -- It's my genetic material, but concentrated into, like, a ball of teeth and hair.

Becky:
Wow.

Terry:
Yeah, and I have more hair.

Satan:
Hey, at least I don't have a lisp.

Terry:
[lisping] Do I have a lisp?

Satan:
Well, a little.

Terry:
Shut up, Satan.

Becky:
This is, like, the worst ventriloquist act I have ever seen.