Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

Satan:
Hey, listen, I want to, uh, talk to you about something.

Lucy:
Yeah?

Satan:
You aren't jealous that I've been spending a lot of time with Terry lately, are you?

Lucy:
Terry, your teratoma?

Satan:
Yeah.

Lucy:
No.

Satan:
Well, here's the deal. I don't want you to think that he's replacing you...

Lucy:
I don't.

Satan:
...just because he's been doing most of the stuff you're supposed to do.

Lucy:
He has?

Satan:
Yeah.

Lucy:
Like what kind of stuff?

Satan:
Like work stuff, like for me. Like making me proud...which is something you choose not to do.

Lucy:
Dad, can I tell you something?

Satan:
Mm-hmm.

Lucy:
I have never seen more of you.

Satan:
What do you mean? What does that mean?

Lucy:
I mean since Terry, I've never seen more of you. You've been here every day for, like, two weeks.

Satan:
Well, I'm -- I'm -- That's because --

Lucy:
I personally think he's replacing you. I mean, didn't you used to have a job?

Satan:
What?! That's ridiculous, Lucy. You're just bitter...

Lucy:
I'm not bitter.

Satan:
...that your boyfriend wrote a best-seller about you and then dumped you.

Lucy:
It's an allegory.