Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

Senator Whitehead:
Just wanna let you know that we're on schedule to announce my candidacy for president friday night -- The big sacrifice at Bohemian Grove.

Satan:
Ugh, two sacrifices in one week?

Senator Whitehead:
Master, you have to come. I mean, this one is just, like, friends and family, but Friday's the real one.

Satan:
Oh, yeah, fine, fine.

Senator Whitehead:
Half of Washington is flying in.

Satan:
Hey, I said I'll come.

Senator Whitehead:
Great. Oh, hey, uh, any requests for who we should sacrifice?

Satan:
Um, I don't know. Don't you usually do that? I just show up.

Senator Whitehead:
Yeah, yeah. I'm just asking in case you had someone special in mind. But I'll take care of it.

Satan:
Hey, wait. You know what? I do have someone that might be fun. Hold on. I'm gonna make a phone call.

[Satan calls her daughter]

Lucy:
Hello?

Satan:
Oh, [bleep] I hate this headset.

Lucy:
Hello?

Satan:
Ugh!

Lucy:
Hello?

Satan:
Luce?

Lucy:
Hi.

Satan:
Dada.

Lucy:
I know.

Satan:
I'm on my headset.

Lucy:
You don't have to tell me that. It doesn't make a difference to me.

Satan:
Well, does it sound funny?

Lucy:
No, it sounds normal.

Satan:
I'm at a party.

Lucy:
Great.

Satan:
Hey, can I get your, uh, boyfriend's phone number?

Lucy:
Why?

Satan:
I want to invite him somewhere.

Lucy:
Why do want to invite my boyfriend somewhere?

Satan:
I want to invite him to, like, a guys-only barbecue.

Lucy:
Oh!

Satan:
I want to get to know him.

Lucy:
Like a bonding kind of thing?

Satan:
Yes, exactly.

Lucy:
Okay.

Satan:
Build a fire in the woods, get all undressed, yell at the sky.

Lucy:
Alright, it's getting less appealing, so why don't I just give you the number.

Satan:
Howl like the wolves!