Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

Reggie:
Hi, Satan, um, do you have a second?

Satan:
Actually, I was, uh, just leaving.

Reggie:
I know, it's just, I'm a longtime minion. I'm a huge fan.

Satan:
Oh, great. Thanks.

Reggie:
You know, I, um, I do comedy.

Satan:
Oh, that's great.

Reggie:
And I want to be, like, a really successful stand-up, and I was just wondering, um, is there any way you can help me with that? I mean, if I sold my soul or whatever, you know, something like that?

Satan:
Yeah, sure, we can arrange something.

Reggie:
Great. Wow, okay. So, how do-- How do we do this? Um...

Satan:
You go on this website right here and download the PDF.

Reggie:
Oh.

Satan:
Alright?

Reggie:
Okay, yeah, great.

Satan:
Yeah, we're online now.

Cult Member #3:
And pledging my soul to you?

Satan:
It's all on the site.