Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Becky:
Satan?
Satan:
Hmm?
Becky:
You got a minute?
Satan:
Not really. I got to write some material for this comedian.
Becky:
Well, I just wanted to talk to you about Lucy. She need to be The Senator's date at the Bohemian Grove Sacrifice.
Satan:
You know how hard it is to write a joke -- Just one joke?
Becky:
Did you hear me?
Satan:
What?
Becky:
We're moving into a serious phase here. Whitehead could take the presidency, and Lucy should be at his side, as we've always planned.
Satan:
Right, right, right. Can I read you a couple?
Becky:
[sighs] Yeah.
Satan:
Alright, so, you know when you're, uh, you're in the bathroom stall and you're taking a poop next to someone else who's taking a poop?
Becky:
Really?
Satan:
What?
Becky:
Poop jokes?
Satan:
...Yeah, they're funny.
Becky:
That's what you've been working on all day -- Poop jokes?
Satan:
Well...yeah. What's wrong with that?
Satan:
Becky.
Becky:
Uh-huh?
Satan:
You go poop.
Satan:
I know you do.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on October 27, 2024
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