Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

[Satan comes to Reggie's house and shows him his jokes]

Reggie:
Really? Poop?

Satan:
Yes, poop. Poop.

Reggie:
'Cause I got a couple jokes about my kids and changing diapers, and it's a good start --

Satan:
No, no, no, kids. Kids aren't funny.

Reggie:
Okay, you know. I got this whole chunk about marriage and its pretty solid. It goes over--

Satan:
No, also not good. Marriage -- No good.

Reggie:
Okay.

Satan:
[to Reggie's Wife when she gave them coffee] Hi.

Reggie's Wife:
Hi.

Satan:
Thanks.

Satan:
Reggie, you need a hook, right?

Reggie:
Yeah.

Satan:
Yeah, I just don't have that one joke I told you. I got a whole bunch of jokes about poop.

Reggie:
Oh, yeah?

Satan:
Yeah, you're gonna be Reggie, the Poop Guy -- The [bleep] Comedian.

Reggie:
Okay?

Satan:
What's your last name?

Reggie:
Goldstein.

Satan:
You'll be like -- You'll be like, Reggie "I'm taking a [bleep]" Goldstein.

Reggie:
Oh, yeah, o-okay.