Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

Nightshade:
First of all, as I'm sure the Special Fathers will tell you, hunting vampires, well, forget everything you've seen in the movies. It's all bunk.

Special Sister:
Sunlight?

Nightshade:
Oh, no. Actually, okay. Sunlight is real. Sunlight can kill a vampire. But --

Special Sister:
Stake in the heart?

Nightshade:
Ho-- Yeah, hold on. Let me give you my spiel, okay?

Special Sister:
Sorry.

Nightshade:
Forget what you've seen in the movies. It's all bunk.

Special Father #1:
You know, uh, Nightshade, I've heard that line in the movies.

Special Father #2:
Oh, I have a too.

Nightshade:
CAN I CONTINUE?

Special Father #1:
Sorry, go ahead.

Nightshade:
So, crosses -- They work, right? No, they don't. If crosses worked, would we have Vampire Altar Boys.

Special Sister:
Oh, right. The Altar Boy carries the cross.

Nightshade:
Garlic -- Just a mild food allergy. If you wanna give the vampire the runs, cook them ziti with some garlic sauce.

Special Sister:
Good to know. GET READY TO [bleep] VAMPIRES!