Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

[after the Special Fathers and Sister destroyed all the vampires using balloons in a different church]

Special Father #1:
They sent you here after Father Murphy disappeared.

Priest:
Yes.

Special Father #1:
And Father Murphy, how long did he serve here?

Priest:
Just a week, I think.

Special Father #1:
Hmm. They just kept sending priests.

Special Sister:
Like staying in and ordering takeout.

Special Father #1:
[to the priest] Hey, turn your head. Have you been bitten?

[Special Sister kills the Priest]

Special Father #1:
Oh, whoops, got a little trigger-happy there, Sister. You don't turn if you've been bitten. That's in the movies.

Special Sister:
Ohh. I-I've [bleep] up.

Special Father #1:
Yes, you did [bleep] up.

Special Sister:
Whatever. Sorry!

Special Father #1:
To become a vampire, you have to drink *their* blood.

Special Sister:
I'M SORRY!

Special Father #1:
Alright, clean up this mess, please.

Special Sister:
Fine.