Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

[DJ Jesus gets a word with Lucy when DJ Jesus bought the Dreamster Machine for his fans to listen with]

Lucy:
You encourage them.

DJ Jesus:
Lucy, I'm a DJ, and having a girl sexy-dance right next to me is part of the job. It's like if I was a construction worker and you said to me, "I don't like how there's always cement hanging around you". Or if I was a baker, and you'd be like, "What's with all the yeast"?

Lucy:
I get it. I get it.

DJ Jesus:
Okay.

Lucy:
How about this? If you want to be with me, you can't be a ridiculous man-slut. How about that?

DJ Jesus:
Yeah, that's fine. I'm starting to get a little claustrophobic. So...

Lucy:
What?! Claustrophobic? I give you your space. All I ask is this one thing.

DJ Jesus:
No, no, no. Not in the relationship. I mean literally in this closet. It's tiny space for two people. So can we, uh...

Lucy:
How can you be claustrophobic? You're an escape artist.

DJ Jesus:
All escape artists are claustrophobic. That's why we want to escape.