Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

[Dr. Franz Weiner gets a phone call]

Special Father #1:
Dr...Dr. Weiner, do you want to get that?

Satan (as Dr. Franz Weiner):
Um, yes I will. Uh, hold one second.

Satan:
[normal voice] [on phone] Hello?

Lucy:
Hey, it's me.

Satan:
Uh, it's not a good time. Can I call you back?

Lucy:
Oh, okay. I didn't really have anything to say. I'm just -- Pissed. I got in a fight with Jesus. But, you know, I don't want to talk about it.

Satan:
Right, right. So 'cause I got to do, um --

Lucy:
He is such a flirt! It drives me nuts. I was like, "Just don't be a slut". And he was like, "It's part of my job".

Satan:
Luce, can I call you back?

Lucy:
I was like, "What"?! And he was like --

Satan (as Dr. Franz Weiner):
[to DJ Jesus] Just one second!

DJ Jesus:
No problem. [while petting Judas as a goat]

Satan:
[normal voice] Luce, really, really busy night for me, so...

Satan (as Dr. Franz Weiner):
[to SF1] One second!

Special Father #1:
Uh, take your time.

Lucy:
Oh, then he said he was claustrophobic, and I was like, "What"? I was gonna kill him. But then he was like, "No, I'm actually claustrophobic". And I was like, "Oh". And then he went out, and he did body shots on the two skankiest girls I have ever seen.

Satan:
He's claustrophobic? [referring to DJ Jesus]

Lucy:
Yeah.

Satan (as Dr. Franz Weiner):
[to DJ Jesus] You are claustrophobic?

DJ Jesus:
Yes. How did you know that?

Satan:
Thank you, Luce. [hangs up]