Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

[Satan calls The Senator while he's still on his tank waiting for the monster to come]

Senator Whitehead:
[on phone] This is Bob.

Satan:
You look ridiculous on that thing.

Senator Whitehead:
Where are you? Stay away from here.

Satan:
Listen, I'm calling to tell you again -- Don't shoot the monster.

Senator Whitehead:
Well, I'm gonna shoot the monster, and you know what? I don't need you anymore. You're fired.

Satan:
Bob, just don't shoot the monster, and I'll make everything right.

Senator Whitehead:
Oh, really?

Satan:
Yes. Do I always take care of you, huh? Who's my whitey whitehead?

Senator Whitehead:
Ah, don't.

Satan:
Who is he?

Senator Whitehead:
I d-d-d...

Satan:
You're my little baby.

Senator Whitehead:
Don't do that. No, please.

Satan:
Am I cradling you in my arms? Am I?

Senator Whitehead:
No, d-d--

Satan:
You do love me. As I love you.

Senator Whitehead:
No, no.

Satan:
Yes, I do.

Satan:
Bob?

Senator Whitehead:
Hmm?

Satan:
You want to go out with Lucy, right? You do this for me...

Senator Whitehead:
[goes mad] OH, DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT LUCY! MY GOD! SHE'S THE MOST FRUSTRATING -- [growls] I CAN'T -- SHE WON'T RETURN MY CALLS!

Satan:
She won't return your calls.

Senator Whitehead:
I CAN'T EVEN GET TO SECOND BASE!

Satan:
Can't do what? What are you trying to say?

[then The Senator turns into a flesh-eating monster which turns out to be the same monster that's wrecking the Golden Gate Bridge earlier ago on the news]

Senator Whitehead:
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!

Satan:
Don't forget to vote?