Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil2005

[one week later]

Satan:
[on phone] Listen, I'm gonna come by, and, uh, I'm gonna bring someone.

Lucy:
No.

Satan:
He's handsome.

Lucy:
Ugh.

Satan:
He is a general. How many stars? 4-star general, Lucy. Huh?

Lucy:
No.

Satan:
Four.

Lucy:
No!

Satan:
That's the highest they go.

Lucy:
I don't care.

Satan:
Or is it 5? There is a five.

Lucy:
Dad, the answer is no.

Satan:
Look, he's not gonna turn into a monster, I promi-- AAH! AAH! MY LEG!

Lucy:
DAD?

Satan:
MY LEG!

Lucy:
DAD?

Satan:
OH, MY GOD!

Lucy:
Oh, my god, Dad?

Satan:
[screams then laughs] I'm kidding. You believe that!

Lucy:
[tired] I did.

Satan:
You did.

Lucy:
Well, I've kind of --

Satan:
[starts to scream again]