Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Victor Frankenstein managed to put LBJ's brain into JFK's dead body]

Lyndon Brines Johnson:
[boston accent] Er, uh, "Pahhk the cahhr". "Pahhk the dag nab cahhr". Heh-hey. Great job, Doc.

[Heinrich and Gustav carries LBJ's body]

Heinrich:
Daddy, what do we do with this dead old body?

Gustav:
Yeah, what, daddy?

Heinrich:
What?

Victor Frankenstein:
How many times do I tell you, children? Not while I'm working!

Lyndon Brines Johnson:
Hey. These old guys your kids? [laughs] Well, I'll be ding-danged!

Polidori:
[to Victor's children] Why don't you just ask the hunky bumpkin?

Heinrich:
[to LBJ] Where do you want this?

Gustav:
Got to put him somewhere.

Lyndon Brines Johnson:
That old thing? You can shove it up some chinaman's ass for all I care.

Gustav:
Come on, Heinrich. Let's just take him to the cemetery.

Heinrich:
Oh, Gustav, that place hits too close to home at my age.

Gustav:
At my age, too.

Lyndon Brines Johnson:
What, so, you never given them that immortality juice?

Victor Frankenstein:
Thank god, no.