Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Frankenstein's Creation:
Victor claims that to be truly immortal, one must affect mankind in some positive way.

Adolf Hitler:
Oh, I don't know if being positive is all that mandatory. Is your leg okay? Has it got enough room?

Frankenstein's Creation:
Yes. Sufficient. ALAS! I fall --

Adolf Hitler:
Are you sure there's enough room for the leg? It seems a bit squashed over there.

Frankenstein's Creation:
No. Worry not. I-It's fine. And even --

Adolf Hitler:
So, how is your left leg in general?

Frankenstein's Creation:
What? Oh, it still --

Adolf Hitler:
Come on. Lift up your pant. Let's see the little fella.

Frankenstein's Creation:
No. It shames me.

Adolf Hitler:
Shames? Why? You're the ugly one. Come! Up with it!

[Frankenstein's Creation lifts his pant to show his whole left leg]

Adolf Hitler:
Oh! Look at him! He's adorable! Hi, you! You want a drink? Sure you do! A wine for my semitic little friend here -- Something that follows the ancient hebrew laws, you swine!

Adolf Hitler:
[puts the wine into Creation's leg] L'chaim! Ah, I love drinking during the day, don't you?

Frankenstein's Creation:
[tired] What else is there?

Adolf Hitler:
[singsong voice] Not talking to you.

Frankenstein's Creation:
Yes, of course.

Adolf Hitler:
Are you getting tired.

Frankenstein's Creation:
I'm getting a bit fatigued.

Adolf Hitler:
[to Creation] Who asked you?!

Frankenstein's Creation:
I just am.

Adolf Hitler:
Well, then, why don't you just leave? Quite frankly, you're nothing but a big, worthless third wheel.

[Frankenstein's Creation tears his left leg apart]

Frankenstein's Creation:
THERE! Don't let me spoil thy fun!

[then Creation's Left Leg suddenly comes to life]

Creation's Left Leg:
[to Adolf Hitler] Let's kibitz!