Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Victor Frankenstein:
Forceps.

Polidori:
Really, Victor, you do realize that if you only made love to Elizabeth once in a while instead of surgically removing the semen from your body without anesthetic, she wouldn't be cavorting with that euro-trash vampire.

Victor Frankenstein:
And, professor, [grunts] if I wasn't so desperately bored by any form of sexual [grunts] stimulation, I wouldn't have to dream up newer, more [grunts] interesting ways to empty my scrotum! [grunts] There! Torch.

[Polidori gives the torch to Victor so he can torch his ballsack]

Victor Frankenstein:
OOOOOOOOOH! OH, YEAH! Ygor! Fag!

Ygor:
[laughing] You got it!

Polidori:
Satisfied?

Victor Frankenstein:
Momentarily.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Victor!

Victor Frankenstein:
Moment's up!