Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Polidori:
[introducing] Thomas Jefferson. Baron Frankenstein.

Victor Frankenstein:
Not now! I am re-animating this freshly fed, freshly dead snake.

Polidori:
[to Thomas Jefferson] It choked. Poor thing.

[as he reanimates a dead snake, he pulls the switch to make it come to life, but just limping]

Victor Frankenstein:
Nothing.

Thomas Jefferson:
What do you mean? Look! It's moving.

Victor Frankenstein:
No. You look.

[then the reanimated snake throws up a reanimated squirrel]

Thomas Jefferson:
But -- But -- But-But --

Victor Frankenstein:
BUT WHAT?! [shoots the reanimated squirrel] Oh, well.