Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Thomas Jefferson tries to attract the black slave woman with his black penis]

Thomas Jefferson:
[to the black slave woman] Good evening.

[transitions to the next scene at Victor's lair]

Thomas Jefferson:
I'm telling you, this thing is a dud. They still act like they're not into it.

Barack Obama:
Mr. Jefferson, perhaps it isn't the penis. Perhaps you need additional black attributes to compliment the penis.

Thomas Jefferson:
Yeah, like two penises.

Barack Obama:
No. Look, race is more than just a penis or two.

Thomas Jefferson:
Three penises.

Barack Obama:
No. Get pass the penises.

Victor Frankenstein:
I think I know what President Obama is saying. We need to dissect different specific feature from several black men and make you into a black equivalent of my multi-cadavered creature!

Thomas Jefferson:
Four penises!

Barack Obama:
Wait, maybe if you tried a little respect and --

Victor Frankenstein:
Ygor, follow me! We have some inter-chronological KIDNAPPING TO DO!

Ygor:
[laughing] You got it!