Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Ron Howard have a talking with Teenaged Ron Howard in the dressing room]

Ron Howard:
You two wait out here.

Young Ron Howard:
But why?

Albert Einstein:
Yeah. This is the money shot.

Ron Howard:
OUT! [door slams]

Ron Howard:
So...hello.

Teenaged Ron Howard:
What's going on? [was about to take off the wig]

Ron Howard:
No, no. Leave it on. I mean, I'm a director. I know what a bother it is to deal with hair and makeup.

Ron Howard:
I won't be long. I need you. Your youth. It's all [sniffs] quite attractive.

Teenaged Ron Howard:
[suspicious] Uh-huh. I don't follow...I hope.

Ron Howard:
Oh, I think you do. Masturbating mirrors?

Teenaged Ron Howard:
Ohh. Wait. No. Uh. No! Don't!

[Ron Howard makes out with his teenaged self of himself]

Teenaged Ron Howard:
I'M NOT GAY!

Ron Howard:
THIS IS MORE THAN GAY!

[cuts to the next scene where Young Ron Howard and Albert Einstein are standing outside the dressing room in the studio hearing all the racket]

Young Ron Howard:
[to Einstein] What am I doing in there with me?

Albert Einstein:
Probably nothing.