Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010
Polidori:
[introducing] Mohandas K. Gandhi, Victor Frankenstein.
Gandhi:
Frankenstein?! EEK!
Victor Frankenstein:
Eek?
Gandhi:
Oh. Uh, wait. You're not Frankenstein.
Victor Frankenstein:
But I am.
Gandhi:
No, no, no, no. Frankenstein has a square head, and he's big and spooky.
Victor Frankenstein:
I am Victor Frankenstein -- The Creator. What can I do for you?
[minutes later]
Gandhi:
You see, I'm known in my time period for implementing the passive resistance through my hunger-striking.
Victor Frankenstein:
[yawning] Uh-huh.
Gandhi:
Am I boring you?
Victor Frankenstein:
Yes. Go on.
Gandhi:
Wow. Okay. So -- I...anyway, all of this hunger-striking is making me very weak and brittle. Watch. [cracks his hands] See? Worthless.
Victor Frankenstein:
I see.
Gandhi:
So, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold up long enough to bring the unity to India -- A-Among other things.
Victor Frankenstein:
Other things?
Gandhi:
Well...I also broke my hip humping a broad the other day.
Polidori:
Yet another reason not to "Hump a broad".
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on November 09, 2024
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