Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Polidori:
[introducing] Mohandas K. Gandhi, Victor Frankenstein.

Gandhi:
Frankenstein?! EEK!

Victor Frankenstein:
Eek?

Gandhi:
Oh. Uh, wait. You're not Frankenstein.

Victor Frankenstein:
But I am.

Gandhi:
No, no, no, no. Frankenstein has a square head, and he's big and spooky.

Victor Frankenstein:
I am Victor Frankenstein -- The Creator. What can I do for you?

[minutes later]

Gandhi:
You see, I'm known in my time period for implementing the passive resistance through my hunger-striking.

Victor Frankenstein:
[yawning] Uh-huh.

Gandhi:
Am I boring you?

Victor Frankenstein:
Yes. Go on.

Gandhi:
Wow. Okay. So -- I...anyway, all of this hunger-striking is making me very weak and brittle. Watch. [cracks his hands] See? Worthless.

Victor Frankenstein:
I see.

Gandhi:
So, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold up long enough to bring the unity to India -- A-Among other things.

Victor Frankenstein:
Other things?

Gandhi:
Well...I also broke my hip humping a broad the other day.

Polidori:
Yet another reason not to "Hump a broad".