Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Joe Yunger:
[drunk] Dude, I took a bus to New York to go to damn vampire fightin' school, and I got off there, and they were asking me -- They said, "Damn! You got shoes"! Yeah, 'cause I was so prejudiced against New Yorkers! And I started saying, "No, things are different. Things are different". A-And he looked at me and said, "Genghis Khan ruled the world, from the -- The Japan Sea to the Danube". The Danube -- That's in Europe. And you know who told me about that? Dwight Yoakim told me about that book, and I read the damn book from cover to cover! Don't tell me about the damn south, man!

Nosferatu:
[title card intensifies] Geez, stab me through the heart already.

Joe Yunger:
You're arrogant! You think you're better than everybody else. No wonder most of you guys are nazis. I'm the liberal here.