Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Jesus Christ:
I say unto you...blessed are the meek!

Polidori:
[looks at the appointment notes] Oh. Our 11:15 has arrived -- Jesus of Nazareth.

Jesus Christ:
I want you to invent socks for me.

Victor Frankenstein:
Socks are already invented, you fool!

Jesus Christ:
Then supply my feet with them, and then you shall have eternal bliss. You like that? I do a little Jesus. I get into character.

Victor Frankenstein:
Please. I-I don't need eternal anything. But what I do need is for you to give me what you give best -- Forgiveness.

Jesus Christ:
Okay. Whatever. You're forgiven.

Victor Frankenstein:
No, no, no. I want you to pre-absolve me from cheating on my wife by convincing me that I'm not a loser. Give me that, and I will give you...SOCKS!

Jesus Christ:
YAAAAY! [claps]