Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[Victor travels back in time to meet the original Polidori where Jesus Christ is picking out new socks]

Victor Frankenstein:
Polidori! Will you tell yourself to give me that serum?

Polidor #2:
Dear, dear. Looks like I need some rest.

Polidori:
It's the fluorescent lighting. Trust me. You loo just as bad, dear.

Victor Frankenstein:
GET ME THE IMMORTALITY SERUM!

Polidori:
Oh, you don't want to give that Elizabeth serum, do you?

Polidori #2:
Of course he does.

Victor Frankenstein:
YOU TWO ARE IMPOSSIBLE! JESUS, LAY SOME WISDOM ON THESE DANDIES!

Jesus Christ:
Don't look at me. I told you everything I know. I'm putting on socks now.

Victor Frankenstein #2:
Hey, how come you don't ask me? I'm a genius, too, you know.

Victor Frankenstein:
You're right! Where's the serum?

Victor Frankenstein #2:
Where it always is -- In the cupboard, by the sugar.

Victor Frankenstein:
HA! Of course! [leaves]

Both Polidories:
Smooth move, genius.