Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

Blanket Jackson:
Hey, hey, bra! Wazzup!

Polidori:
Ah. The wet blanket.

Blanket Jackson:
Hey, so, who was that weird bat guy?

Polidori:
The world's most negligible bachelor, Drac-u-la.

Blanket Jackson:
Oh. I want to be Dracula! Then my Dad would totally find me interesting.

Polidori:
Look, if you're going to window shop for a new personality, have a seat. This place is simply crawling with options.

Blanket Jackson:
Cool! I'll mull it over a long island iced tea.

Polidori:
And I'll have the usual.

Blanket Jackson:
What's your poison, braheimerson?

[Ygor gives Polidori a drink of poison]

Polidori:
Funny you should ask.