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[after Sarah and Lucas got done burying the hooded robber]

Lucas:
Ah, yes, the deed has been done. [slurps]

Sarah Bishop:
You can't tell anyone about this.

Lucas:
Oh, I won't tell anyone, Sarah. As long as I can get a kissy.

Sarah Bishop:
What?

Lucas:
If I can get a kissy, I won't tell a soul what happened here today. But if I don't, who knows what I'll dooooo...? [creepily spins his head around]

Sarah Bishop:
Ok, fine. One kiss.

[as Lucas was about to kiss Sarah, the hooded robber rises]

[Lucas shrieks and quickly runs away like a lizard]

Hooded Robber:
Ohh, me head! What happened?

Sarah Bishop:
Um, I hit you with, like, a bag of ice and we thought you were dead so we, like, buried you or something. Soz.

Hooded Robber:
Look. I'll be honest with ya. Me car's broke down on the way to the airport 'cause me missus and I have gotta catch a flight and her phone's gone...just gone dead. And we need to call the NRMA to come fix the car, but I-I need money for the payphone and I was just...I like, you wouldn't happen to have, like, two bucks on ya, would ya?

Sarah Bishop:
No, sorry.

Hooded Robber:
Oh, yeah, ok. Yeah, no worries. God bless. [leaves]