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Mayor Bunga:
Alright, stop the music! STOP THE MUSIC!

[the band stops]

Mayor Bunga:
Time for the meat raffle.

All:
[cheer]

Mayor Bunga:
Ok, so you all know the rules. If you came her on a roobah, you have a friend named Sarah. And your name is Rachel, the meat tray is yours!

Rachel:
Oh, damn. Wait. Wait! Wait, no, that's me! OH, MY GOD, THAT'S ME! I WON! I WON!

[Rachel runs to the stage for the meat tray]

Rachel:
[bleep] YEAH, MEAT TRAY!

Party People:
All hail Rachel, the hottest and funniest girl ever!

Mayor Bunga:
NOW!

[Mayor Bunga's Assistant pulls the lever, dropping the cage on Rachel]

Rachel:
Huh? What the f***?!

Mayor Bunga:
You idiot, Rachel! This was all just a big set-up!

Rachel:
What?

Mayor Bunga:
We know who you are, Rachel. We've been looking for you for a long time. OPEN THE BIG HOLE!

[Mayor Bunga's Assistant pulls the second level that opens the Big Hole]

Both:
It has been fore-

Mayor Bunga:
[to his assistant] No, let me do it.

Mayor Bunga:
It has been foretold that the Big Hole of Goondawindi must feast on the filthiest being ever and in doing so, it will take us to the promised land -- An even muddier and sicker land than this.

Rachel:
What the f*** is going on?!

Mayor Bunga:
We tricked you, Rachel. You idiot! GOD, YOU'RE DUMB! YOU'RE A DUMMY, RACHEL!

Party People:
You're dumb, Rachel. [singing] You're so f***ing dumb. What is wrong with you, Rachel? GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW DUMB YOU ARE!