YOLO2020

[after Mayor Bunga throws Rachel into the Big Hole, nothing happened, until seconds later, Rachel rises and became a god]

Mayor Bunga:
What? What the bloody hell is going on here?

Mayor Bunga's Assistant:
Wait a second. The prophecy was wrong all along! That's not the Big Hole. SHE'S THE BIG HOLE!

G'elllx'Tharx (possessing Rachel):
I am G'elllx'Tharx. I have hosted this mortal's body to speak to you from my realm. You constantly wish for a muddier promised land, but what you have failed to realize is you are already living in the muddiest promised land there is! You have all followed a false prophecy that I set up to test you. You're all so f***ing dumb!

Party Person:
Yeah, I have no idea what the f*** is happening anymore, hey.