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[when Rachel almost gets the Tame Impala shirt inside the tree, a rat bit her]

Rachel:
HEY, COME HERE, YOU LITTLE F***! GRRR!

Possum:
Oh, no! Pwease, no!

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, my god, Rachel! It can talk!

Possum:
Pwease! I'm just wittle baby possum.

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, don't hurt him, Rachel, please.

Rachel:
He f***in' bit me.

Possum:
Pwease, before you hurt me, just listen to my story, pwease?

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, come on, Rachel. He's saying 'pwease'.

Rachel:
[groans] Fine.

Possum:
My story begins back in time 5,000 years ago. The Blue Bush Wizard was trying to dominate all possums on the land. And I made the mistake of trying to fight back. I rallied my possum brethren around me, but, alas, we were no match for his epic and super-powerful magic spells. They fell in battle. my fellow possum soldiers, that is. I was captured and locked away in the cage in the tree until you rescued me.

Blue Bush Wizard:
[evil laughs] I'm a wizard.

[story ends]

Possum:
Pwease take me home so I can see my mummy. [whiny sobs]

Sarah Doyle:
Oh, it's alright, little buddy. You're gonna be fine. Ok, Rachel. let's take him back to his nest.

Rachel:
I'M NOT TAKING THAT POSSUM ANYWHERE.