YOLO2020

Old Naked Guy:
What's your favorite emotion to journal about?

Rachel:
F***ing hell, why do I always get the worst sidekicks? Sarah never talked this much, that b*tch!

[Rachel calls Sarah]

Rachel:
Oi, are you mad at me? 'Cause if you are, that's f***ing stupid. I was just trying to have some fun.

Sarah:
Um...my husband just died.

Rachel:
I'm trying to call you 'cause I'm a good friend and you're still being a b*tch. What are talking about, you're not married.

Old Naked Guy:
[to Rachel] Remember, time is slower here. You might be talking to your friend, 20 years in the future or so.

Rachel:
Shut up! I'm on the bloody phone!

Sarah:
Look, I don't know why pranking me and pretending to be a girl from my past, but I'm having the worst day of my life right now and I just can't handle this. [hangs up]

Rachel:
Oh. I feel weird.

Old Naked Guy:
Oh, wow. Judging by your facial expression, it seems you are experiencing some kind of grief due to empathy.

Rachel:
WHAT? NAH, F*** THAT! We're never gonna find a party. Let's just start a party here. Mosh pit!

[Rachel mosh pit and accidentally stomped on an anthill]

Ant:
What the hell? You destroyed our glorious termite mound. You must be taken to Daddy Termite. He'll know exactly what to do with you.