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[Sarah goes to a pottery shop]

Donna:
Oh. Hello there, dear. You're gonna freeze to death out there. Why don't you come inside?

Ethel:
You're gonna freeze to bloody death.

Donna:
I'm Donna. And this is Shelly and Ethel.

Shelley:
Hello.

Ethel:
[screams]

Donna:
What's your name, love?

Sarah:
My name's Sarah.

Donna:
Nice to meet you, Sarah. Have you ever done pottery before?

Sarah:
No, but I wanted to try it to get my mind off some things. I lost my husband recently.

Donna:
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Ethel:
Where'd you put him?

Donna:
Oh, hush, Ethel! Don't mind her, Sarah. She's just a silly old hag.

Ethel:
She's right. I'm 93.