Young Person's Guide to History2008

[as Benjamin's kite was in the pot, a sudden thunderstruck of lightning shoots the kite, then turns the vice president creation inside the pot into a weird turn.

Thomas Jefferson:
Oh, my god.

Benjamin Franklin:
Don't say that word. God is gone from this room.

[as the smokes clears out, the vice president turns out to be a dirty naked creature wearing his undies]

Benjamin Franklin:
What are we gonna name him?

Thomas Jefferson:
Thomeg Jeffersoff.

Benjamin Franklin:
No. That's a terrible name. How 'bout Casper Hutchinson?

Thomas Jefferson:
Bah.

Benjamin Franklin:
What was that?

Thomas Jefferson:
Bah.

Benjamin Franklin:
Aaron...

Thomas Jefferson:
Bah.

Benjamin Franklin:
...Burr.

Thomas Jefferson:
YEAH, AARON BURR! AARON BURR! BEEJ! [kisses]

Benjamin Franklin:
I know, I know.

Thomas Jefferson:
Oh, damn. Look how big he got!

Aaron Burr:
[babbling]

Thomas Jefferson:
[to Burr] Look how pretty you are. Look how beautiful you are. Look how smart and beautiful you are. You're so smart. [sees Burr about to pull his wet hair] No, no, no, don't touch it, motherf***er.

Thomas Jefferson:
I love you so much. it's gonna be you and me, the President and the Vice President, okay? And no one else. We're together like a team. You're a vice presidential thing of beauty. [sees Burr running happily] You want to be Vice President? You want to be Vice President? YOU WANNA BE VICE PRESIDENT?! Look at him being Vice President, Beej! That's him being Vice Pr-- I'M COMING WITH YOU! I'M RUNNING AFTER YOU! [leaves]

Benjamin Franklin:
[hand gesturing his "What have I've done" expression]