The Xtacles2008

Chase Fontaine:
Hey Bigs, since we're all gonna die, me and the guys are gonna have some beers on the deck. You know, Bon Jovi Friday.

Ed & Xtacle #2:
Bon Jovi Friday!

Ed:
We're gonna rock it!

Xtacle #2:
We're so doin that.

Joseph Bigsby:
Well, wait, but today's Thursday.

Chase Fontaine:
No, no, no. You don't understand. When you have Friday off from work, and you just f*** around all day Thursday, you know what that is? That is a Bon Jovi Friday!!

Xtacle #2:
Bon Jovi Friday!

Joseph Bigsby:
Oh, hey, we have tomorrow off?

Chase Fontaine:
Dude. One more crash, we're all gonna die. Yeah, we have tomorrow off.

Joseph Bigsby:
Aw, but what about Jack? He'll never let us party. Not when we're this close to dying.

Jack Taggart:
Come fourth mountain and claim my brains, and forever I will be stained upon your peak. And 1,000 years from now, martians will see the stains and know -- There lies liberty.

Joseph Bigsby:
[to Chase] See what I'm talkin' about.

Chase Fontaine:
No, no, no. Don't worry, I've got a plan for Jack. Activate the hologram.

Joseph Bigsby:
Oh, you mean like--

Chase Fontaine:
Why is there a jelly sandwich jammed in here?

Joseph Bigsby:
Because that's the Sandwich Warmer.

Chase Fontaine:
No. That's the optical drive for the ship's hologram.

Joseph Bigsby:
All I know is that he keeps the sandwich very warm.

Xtacle #2:
Oh, yeah. We should get paninis.

Ed:
Yeah!

Chase Fontaine:
Bon Jovi would disapprove of your attitude right now.

Ed:
Oh, no!

Chase Fontaine:
And Bon Jovi's speaking for everybody.

Ed:
You can't argue with JBJ.

Xtacle #2:
Okay. Better idea. Let's stick our penises in there.

Ed:
Ooh, I love paninis!

Chase Fontaine:
[to Ed] Dude, you are my least favorite Xtacle.