The Xtacles2008

Chase Fontaine:
Hey, baby. All I'm sayin' is you're hot. I'm obviously hot. When are we gonna get together and have some double hot sex?

A.L.E.X.:
Chase, I'm programmed to look like this.

Chase Fontaine:
Yeah? Well, baby I'm programmed to be turned on by you.

A.L.E.X.:
It doesn't even matter what I look like.

Chase Fontaine:
[laughs] it matters.

A.L.E.X.:
Really? [changes its face to Chase's face] How about now?

Chase Fontaine:
Oh, my god. You've been reading my jackoff fantasy blog.

[Jack Taggart arrives]

Jack Taggart:
Chase, what's are sta-- Oh, my god. Two Chases. One of you will have to be destroyed. [pulls up his gun]

Chase Fontaine:
Wait, wait, wait!

A.L.E.X.:
Wait! Wait! [goes back to its original face]

Chase Fontaine:
[groans]

A.L.E.X.:
Sorry, sir. I was trying to prove a point.

Jack Taggart:
Don't ever do that again. If we have to have a damn hologram on this ship, you're definitely not gonna look like some -- Dude.

A.L.E.X.:
Ugh. But it doesn't even matter what I look like.

Xtacles:
OH, IT MATTERS!

Chase Fontaine:
Besides that's what fat chicks say. [sexually] And you're not fat.