The Xtacles2008

Mr. Ford:
40 bucks for a plastic sword?! That ain't right.

Joseph Bigsby:
It's a cutlass.

Mr. Ford:
I've been in 8 car crashes. One was with a cutlass, and let me tell ya, it's a terrible car to crash into.

Joseph Bigsby:
No, a cutlass.

Mr. Ford:
Just don't do it.

Joseph Bigsby:
It's a sword used in swashbuckling.

Mr. Ford:
What you talking about?

Joseph Bigsby:
That's what it says on the label.

Mr. Ford:
It should say that a cutlass is built like a damn tank. Now an MG, that's a car you *wanna* crash into.

Mr. Ford:
Because it's a tiny car for tiny british peoples.