The Xtacles2008

[as Jack commands the Xtacles to blow up another mountain, one of the Xtacles gets crushed by mountain parts]

Joseph Bigsby:
OH, NO! Why is this happening? Nature hates us!

A.L.E.X.:
Well done, sir. Why don't you go celebrate with your friends?

Jack Taggart:
Friends? A leader can't afford to have friends.

A.L.E.X.:
Of course, you can't.

Jack Taggart:
What do you know about friendship, you're a damn hologram.

A.L.E.X.:
Well, that's hurtful.

Jack Taggart:
You're probably friends with a broken toaster or a point and shoot camera. Am I right? is that how you roll?

A.L.E.X.:
Yeah, those things don't talk.