Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010

[after Polidori got done finishing Victor's new parts for his gender battle with Elizabeth]

Victor Frankenstein:
Good evening. Sorry I'm late. How's monster-making treatin' ya?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Just fine, thank you.

Victor Frankenstein:
[smiles]

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
What's wrong with you?

Victor Frankenstein:
Nothing. Notice anything different?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Hmm. Haircut?

Victor Frankenstein:
Unh-unh.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Um...oh -- You shaved your beard.

Victor Frankenstein:
Never had a beard.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
I've got it! You're wearing glasses!

Victor Frankenstein:
I am NOT wearing glasses! I HAVE A VAGINA!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh! [chuckles]

Victor Frankenstein:
Uh-huh. Whos' the highly evolved species now?

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, my god! I LOVE IT!

Victor Frankenstein:
Love it? NO! You were supposed to hate it! We're in a Battle of the Sexes!

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, poop. Battles are for men. Sit down. We have to chat.

Victor Frankenstein:
But--

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Men are so clueless, aren't they? So goal-oriented.

Victor Frankenstein:
Well...yeah.

Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, I knew you'd agree! Let's go shopping! We're going to be such good friends?

Victor Frankenstein:
[traumatized] Friends?