Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Well, how was your night with Dracula?
Victor Frankenstein:
[sighs] Just amazing. Oh! It gives me goose pimples! So powerful!
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Powerful? Really, Victor, he's just a man.
Victor Frankenstein:
Man? Ha! I'm not talking about men here, Elizabeth. It's women who are the more powerful of the two sexes!
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
What?
Victor Frankenstein:
I mean, despite the obviously superior intellect of men, everything a man does with the intellect is because of women's vaginas. And now I've got the advantage of having both those powers. I need more, more, MORE!
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Ha! If you're so powerful, why didn't you even do what you set out to do -- Create a life?
Victor Frankenstein:
Ew. But that would mean letting a man enter me, and then I'd lose all my power. Unless...
[Victor then got an idea when the lightbulb appears on the top of his head]
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Victor! You're not thinking of --
Victor Frankenstein:
YES! There's only one penis that I'd ever allow to enter this vagina, and it's my own! Who better to plant the semen than myself? Think of the ultimate potency that will give me! Why, I'll be the mother and father! I'll be OMNIPOTENT!
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Not if I screw you first with your penis!
Victor Frankenstein:
YOU WOULDN'T!
Elizabeth Frankenstein:
Oh, wouldn't I?
[Victor and Elizabeth both race each other to see who gets screwed first]
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on December 11, 2024
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