Mary Shelley's Frankenhole2010
Victor Frankenstein:
That's the second time today someone's insinuated that I was jealous. First Elizabeth with the Invisible Man...
Joe Yunger:
That guy? Man, I saw him when he was visible, and that dude needed a nose job like nobody's business.
Victor Frankenstein:
And she thought I'd be jealous of him!
Joe Yunger:
Look, man, if you don't act jealous, hell, that's proof enough, ain't it?
Victor Frankenstein:
You're right, Joe. My actions speak louder than my words. In fact, I'll even take further action and take out a singles ad in the local paper soliciting men to come and have sex with my wife!
Joe Yunger:
I think that might be goin' just a little bit too far.
Victor Frankenstein:
Nonsense! Ygor, write this down! "Wanted -- Any and all men to have sexual intercourse with my loving and caring wife. No strings or jealousy attached"!
[Victor suddenly bumps into Griffin]
Victor Frankenstein:
Ah, hello, Griffin. We were just talking about you.
The Invisible Man:
Oh? Good, I hope.
Victor Frankenstein:
Well, you inspired this ad I'm putting in the local paper for men to come around my place to screw Elizabeth.
The Invisible Man:
[interested] Really? Count me in.
[Griffin then suddenly grows a large private area]
Victor Frankenstein:
[shudders] Oh, my god! It's huge!
The Invisible Man:
What?
Victor Frankenstein:
Um, your nose.
The Invisible Man:
Damn steam! You don't have a steam bath in your house, do you?
Victor Frankenstein:
No.
The Invisible Man:
Oh, great! Don't let me stop you writing that ad.
Victor Frankenstein:
Huh? Oh, oh. Yes, yes. [chuckles] Quite right. Um... "My wife is a very beautiful and healthy female. Um... [to Ygor] "No STDS. Although, she...is...allergic to large penises"! Yes! "So none of those please. All others interested, come and get it this friday night"! Ygor, write down my address and call it in to the paper for immediate distribution!
Ygor:
[laughing] You got it!
The Invisible Man:
So, how large a penis is she allergic to?
Victor Frankenstein:
Oh, about, uh...thiiiiiiis big. [smiles]
The Invisible Man:
Oh.
Victor Frankenstein:
[chuckles] Sorry, old cork.
Submitted by timothyj.29104 on December 18, 2024
Translation
Find a translation for this quote in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Quote of the Day Today's Quote | Archive
Would you like us to send you a FREE inspiring quote delivered to your inbox daily?
Citation
Use the citation below to add this movie quote to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Mary Shelley's Frankenhole Quotes." Quotes.net. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 22 Dec. 2024. <https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1284283>.
Share your thoughts on this Mary Shelley's Frankenhole's quote with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In